Terms and conditions

§1 Once the deal is made, it is final!

§2 No names!

§3 Never open the package!

§4 In God we trust - all others pay cash!

Our ranks:

1. $€CR@ B0$$

The Chief of Chaos! Manages classified operations like a pro - until he accidentally hits the “share” button while trying to order a pizza, turning top-secret intel into a headline that leaves everyone questioning who ordered the extra anchovies and why the fate of the world depends on it!

2. $€CR@ V!C€

*The Masters of Mystery! Believes they’re secret agents, but can’t remember the last time they delivered a package without losing it. Shhh... they’re still figuring out how to track their own shipments while accidentally sharing classified delivery routes on Facebook!

3. C14$$!F8 1

The Covert Coordinators! Think they’re the James Bond of deliveries but can barely coordinate a coffee run. They think GPS stands for “Great Pizza Spot"

4. UND€RC0V€R

The Keeper of Secrets! Trusted with high-level intel, though they’ve confused “confidential” with “coffee run” more than once. Shhh... they’re still figuring out if that package contains classified documents or yesterdays pizza order. But don’t worry, Rule #3 says, they never open the package…

5. P!ZZ4 DUD€

The pizza delivery experts who prioritize toppings over top-secret intel. They feel like special agents on a covert mission, but they're really just the pizza boys and girls sent out to grab some slices or coffee. If there’s pizza in the package, everything else is just a bonus!

6. F0R6€TF0R0

*Forgot that he/she is an agent. Until he/she remembers, he/she is here in the inactive rank!