Lobster Pot Haulage

Lobster Pot Virtual Trucking Company: Official Rules No Lobster in the Driver’s Seat Lobsters make terrible co-pilots. Keep your pets, sea creatures, and any other non-human beings in the passenger seat where they belong. Truckers only behind the wheel, please!

Keep It Smooth, Like Butter Lane changes should be smooth and graceful, like a lobster gliding through the sea. No jerky movements unless you're taking a detour to the fish market.

Fuel Up, Don’t Play ‘Tetris’ with Your Tank Refuel early, often, and don't play fuel roulette. If your truck runs out of fuel, you’re no longer a trucker, you’re just a guy with a big metal bed on wheels waiting for a tow.

Avoid The Crab Walk Do not drive like you're in a crab race—crabwalking is not allowed. Keep your wheels on the road, not criss-crossing all over it. Steady as she goes, captain!

The ‘No Horn’ Challenge It's a game, not a horn symphony. While you’re allowed to honk if you’re really stuck in a jam, excessive honking will result in a one-way ticket to the nearest seafood restaurant… as the main course.

Respect the Lobster Pot Limits We love a good road trip, but the Lobster Pot fleet follows basic speed limits. You’re not a racing shrimp, so keep it chill and drive safely. If you want to be fast, take up professional go-karting.

The 'No Lobster's Revenge' Rule If you accidentally crash into someone, make sure they don't feel like they’re in a horror film. Apologize, and no revenge crashing! If it’s really bad, send them a virtual bouquet of seaweed.

Lobsters Don’t Play Dirty Don't push, shove, or drive aggressively. The only thing you should be pushing around are the big loads of cargo. Play nice, or you'll be shipped out for good!

Follow the Tidal Flow Stick to the road rules. The sea may have currents, but here, the rules are clear—no drifting, no swerving, no "pirate trucker" shenanigans. Use your blinker, not your swashbuckling skills.

Cargo is Precious—Handle with Care! Think of your cargo like a lobster trap: handle it with love and care. Dropping it or crashing with it is a lobster felony. If it’s damaged, it’s your responsibility to make it right, just like we make sure our lobster pots are strong enough to hold the big ones.

Buckle Up, Buttercup Safety first! If you wouldn't drive a truck in real life without your seatbelt, don't do it here. There are no seatbelt-free zones in Lobster Pot—except in the virtual world of course, where you're welcome to keep things safe and stylish.

A Lobster Never Lets Go of the Wheel Distracted driving is a no-no. Whether it’s answering a text, sending memes, or watching fish tank videos, keep your eyes on the road and your claws on the wheel. Your fellow truckers will thank you!

Crabbeau and Eels are for the Bay If you encounter a friendly sea creature on the road, we’re happy you’re enjoying the ocean vibe, but please refrain from trying to give them rides. The last eel we picked up caused a 3-hour traffic jam. (It was a very slippery situation).

Respect the Lobster Party Etiquette If you're passing a fellow Lobster Pot driver, feel free to give them a friendly honk—but keep it at a socially acceptable level. No need to start a horn duel. This isn’t a sea shanty contest, folks!

The Lobster Pot is a No-Rage Zone Road rage? Nope, not here. Take a deep breath, picture a peaceful lobster basking in the sun, and relax. If you’ve got problems with another driver, keep it civil—lobsters don't fight, they just… pinch.

Protect the Mother Lobster! Remember, Our precious mother Lobster is delicate. So, During a Convoy and while she Streams, please try keep it to just the Lobster Pot Mods either in front of behind the Lobster that's a Runaway!

Drive safely, have fun, and keep it light, Lobster Pot drivers!