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27 Oct 11:00 UTC
| Updated on 27 Oct 11:45 UTC
PONC LOGISTICS NEWSROOM
Terrifying Updates Incoming
For truckers, the scariest things on the road used to be lag spikes, surprise roadworks and that one driver going the wrong way at 110 km/h. This Halloween, Ponc Logistics decided to level up the fear factor. Introducing: #sPonctober
Officials state there is โabsolutely nothing to be afraid ofโฆ for now.โ Meanwhile, Ponc drivers are looking like pumpkins caught in high beams. Rumor says that every trailer has developed a mysterious bite mark. Vampire trailers? No comment.
Some drivers claim that the โPโ they keep seeing on the map isnโt a parking slot. It is a secret Ponc portal. Management denies this, although they definitely winked.
Despite the spooky atmosphere, the community remains united. Our new motto:
โ You canโt scare us, we already plan convoys at 3 AM! โ
One last thing.
Join the chaos by tagging your spooky screenshots with #sPonctober. A Halloween without photos is just a dark night with no proof.
Ponc Logistics
Night falls, freight rolls
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