iTz_7UP_HD came charging out the gate like a lorry possessed! With a jaw-dropping 34,072 miles under his belt and more than 1,753 tonnes hauled, he’s basically welded himself into his driver’s seat. With over 2.1 million T¢ revenue, the man’s running his own trucking empire at this point. Someone get him a new gearbox, because surely he’s worn his one out!

🛻 phill mitchell, as ever, was right there in the fight, chalking up 30,773 miles and an incredible 73 jobs—clearly a man who believes in quantity and distance. Now, we won’t mention the 749% damage figure… but if you’ve seen a suspicious number of repair shop employees on holiday this month, you know who paid for it! Still, 1.6 million T¢ in revenue means he’s balancing the books nicely.

TeST_the.MAN.trucker once again proved why he’s the workhorse of CRUK. 26,266 miles and a whopping 84 jobs—aye, you read that right, EIGHTY-FOUR jobs. The man doesn’t stop. Rumour has it he sleeps in the cab, dreams in tachograph charts, and wakes up shouting “delivery complete!” Big respect.

Meanwhile, Mr_A_Mann92 took the “quality over quantity” approach. Only 30 jobs, but somehow pulled in a staggering 1.7 million T¢ revenue. With 20,699 miles driven, it’s clear he knows how to pick the high-paying contracts. Some say he’s secretly an accountant moonlighting as a trucker… we’re not sure, but we’ll let him buy the next round.

/:\Volvic_CRUK/:\ kept things colourful with 15,415 miles and 451 tonnes delivered. But aye, with 326% damage, it looks like some of those deliveries arrived in slightly creative condition. Let’s call it “abstract trucking.” Either way, 525,314 T¢ earned isn’t bad for a man who clearly drives with flair!

Then there’s our beloved Billy Nae Cyrus, back on the road with 14,290 miles. Fresh off his adventures in pubs and dancefloors, he’s somehow managed to pull in over 1 million T¢ while only doing 10 jobs. Maybe he’s discovered a way to sing the cargo to its destination? “Take this load… to the old town road…”

Snappychugdog lived up to the name—short bursts, plenty of bark, and a bite too! With 3,507 miles and 204,401 T¢ revenue, he’s made his mark. Now, about that 158% damage… we’ll just say he must have been chasing squirrels across the Autobahn.

And finally, ponkolonk, our low-mileage champion, brought in 1,237 miles and 65,648 T¢ revenue. Sure, it might not top the charts, but every mile counts, and those 5 jobs all landed safely with only 54% damage—a modest, respectable effort.

Final Thoughts

So there we have it—another month of legends on the road. Big cheers to iTz_7UP_HD for topping the distance and revenue this month, and hats off to TeST_the.MAN.trucker for smashing out the job count. Phill, we’ll chip in for your repair bills, Billy, keep on crooning, and the rest of you—Keep It Country, keep it rolling, and keep the pub stories coming.

Here’s to another month on the open roads with the CRUK family!