The Legend at the Top: iTz_7UP_HD

Some say he drinks fuel for breakfast. Some say he sleeps with his foot on the accelerator. All we know is…

7UP blasted through November with an insane 65,896 miles.

He hauled 1506 tonnes, raked in 4.9 million T¢, and only caused 68% damage, which for CRUK standards is basically angelic. By week three, every other driver was convinced he’d hired an AI co-driver or cloned himself. But no — he’s just built different.

The Convoy Commander: TeST_the.MAN.trucker

Next up, the man who can lead a convoy through a hurricane and somehow still get everyone there. TeST clocked 26,624 miles, pulled 1399 tonnes, and pulled off 111 jobs — more than half the company combined.

A respectable 105% damage, which is honestly just character-building.

Every time someone crashed during a convoy, he simply sighed and went: “Right lads, back in line — we push on.”

Mr_A_Mann92 – The Chaos Machine

If there was an award for the “Most Determined Driver Despite Causing an Apocalypse Behind Him,” it would go to Mann.

He ran 15,757 miles, delivered 630 tonnes, but the highlight?

411% damage. A number so high even TruckersMP support whispered “dear god.”

His revenue? A healthy 967,411T¢, which is impressive considering half his deliveries arrived looking like modern art.

Billy Nae Cyrus – Back in Action

Billy managed 15,060 miles, which is shocking because everyone was certain he’d spent the entire month either in a pub, near a pub, or walking toward a pub.

He still hauled 406 tonnes and pulled 21 jobs, all with a very respectable 94% damage. Rumour has it his truck has seen more crashes than the Windows XP era.

But he keeps smiling. That’s what matters.

/:\Volvic_CRUK/:\ – The Man Behind the Camera (and 5,515 Miles)

Volvic drove 5,515 miles, hauled 110 tonnes, and caused 40% damage — but listen, he was probably recording half the time.

Every convoy video, every screenshot, every highlight reel… He’s multitasking more than a Scottish granny on Christmas Eve.

Apprenticeuk – The Rookie Who Isn’t Really a Rookie

5,224 miles, 203 tonnes, 377,030T¢, and only 26% damage? In CRUK that’s basically a gold star.

Everyone’s convinced he’s secretly been driving for decades and just pretends to be new so we don’t make him run events.

Snappychugdog – The Loose Cannon

Snappy chugged along (literally), hitting 3,120 miles and moving 240 tonnes. But the headline?

120% damage.

This man doesn’t deliver cargo — he surprises it.

FERRARI – Small Miles, Big Style

With a name like FERRARI, you’d expect speed — and he delivered 2,174 miles at exactly that.

A tiny 22% damage, which means he’s driving his truck better than most people drive actual Ferraris.

lewismann113 – Quiet but Deadly

Lewis clocked 1,505 miles, 36 tonnes, and a mild 42% damage. He doesn’t say much, but when he shows up, deliveries get done.

Usually… in one piece.

ponkolonk – The Mighty Mini-Miler

748 miles, 75 tonnes, 37,473T¢, and only 22% damage — Listen, that’s a win.

Short miles, big energy.

Burninwolf – Fitting Name, Really

720 miles. 108 tonnes. 80% damage. His truck is either on fire or about to be.

Perfectly on-brand.

The Final Word

November was full of:

epic miles

hilarious crashes

impressive saves

and enough damage percentages to make insurance companies tremble

From titans like 7UP and TeST… to the quiet grinders… to the chaos bringers (Mann, Snappy, Burninwolf, we’re looking at you)…

Country Roads UK absolutely smashed November.

Here’s to another month of madness, miles, and memories.

Keep It Country.