December rolled in with icy roads, festive lights, and drivers clearly deciding that sleep was optional. Leading the Christmas convoy was TeST_the.MAN.trucker, who seemingly replaced Santa’s sleigh with a Scania, smashing out 64,959 miles, shifting 2,732 tonnes, and completing a staggering 180 jobs. Rumour has it the tachograph is still glowing.

Hot on his frosty heels was iTz_7UP_HD, delivering presents (and profits) left, right, and centre with 41,873 miles and over 2.3 million T¢ earned — proving that December is indeed the season of goodwill… and big payouts.

Mr_A_Mann92 and phill mitchell weren’t letting the cold slow them down either, clocking up serious miles and revenue, while Billy Nae Cyrus made a solid return to the roads with smooth driving and impressively low damage — clearly avoiding the festive potholes this time.

Further down the list, we saw strong efforts from Apprenticeuk and Snappychugdog, battling winter conditions and questionable satnav decisions, while the rest of the crew kept the wheels turning through snow, fog, and post-Christmas food comas.

Now… we need to talk about p.annan20

Special (Very Important) Mention After weeks — possibly months — of mysterious radio silence, p.annan20 finally reappeared on the tachograph like a rare seasonal event. Clocking 1,127 miles and 5 jobs, it seems the truck was dusted off, fuelled up, and then politely parked again. Rumours suggest the satnav is still “recalculating” and the engine is still warming up.

But hey — he did show up, caused minimal damage, and proved that legends don’t rush… they just take very, very long breaks

All in all, December was packed with laughs, long hauls, and festive chaos. Massive well done to every driver who rolled through the final month of the year with us. Here’s to more miles, more laughs, and fewer repair bills in the year ahead.

Keep It Country – and Happy New Year from Country Roads UK!