Look. Are you sick and tired of taking orders from John the big fat cunt? Are you scrapping off the job centre and having me pay for your fucking life VIA FUCKING TAX?...... THEN GOOD NEWS!

We are hiring! So get your fat arse of the sofa and onto your chair, take up your keyboard and take charge of one of our poverty fucking trucks and earn next to nout doing it. With absolutely ZERO holiday time (Coz we're not a fucking charity) and great benefits like not being unemployed for a change you lazy fat cunt. We offer a competitive dental heath plan for all hour drivers which consists of toothpaste AND a tooth brush! To keep those last 3 teeth looking less yellow than they currently do from the 80 Lambert and Butler you smoke a day.

Required Experience - 3 Years or more PD130 driving experience Required Qualifications - You're driving a lorry not doing a medical degree.

Salary - We'll See... Working Hours - Whenever I say so. Shag ya missus - Yep!

FAQs - Nobody asks me questions frequently, I suggest you do the same.

Strictly no agencies.